i’m laughing really loudly holy crap
my sides hurt
goodbye
don’t fuck with our fandoms! Fake yahoo twitter feed.
(via fsufeministalumna)
it has been three days since my infiltration into the nest
they do not suspect a thing
(via babustation)
“ok so if i get the premium alaskan fish sandwhich, the chicken strips and the chicken fries are you going to have some chicken fries because i dont want to be the only one eating them”
“why are you getting chicken strips and chicken fries they’re the same thing”
“ok im just going to pretend i didn’t hear that completely idiotic and inaccurate statement you just made right now”
“why dont you just get two orders of chicken fries it would be cheaper”
“wow gendo thats a really great way to look at things. while we’re at it why don’t you just drive this car right out of this drive-thru and off a cilff. i mean, you know, because it would be cheaper. i dont even know you anymore”
(via steffalopod)
fuck breast pain makes me wanna stab little knives into my chest because thats what it feels like and i want everyone to see and know it
(via steffalopod)
in the infamous episode 181 of dragon ball z, goku gives cell a senzu bean. most fans and also some of the characters themselves in the show mistakenly believe that this is to get cell to full strength for his fight against gohan. what it was actually for was that throughout his fight with cell,…
socrates was one
I’m going to die from joy
Chances are, if you’ve logged into tumblr within the past week you’ve noticed that there’s an awful lot of Pokemon splicing going on. I was particularly fond of the cute Koffing splices so I made plushies of Chanfing and Raifing *u*
I don’t have room to keep these (they’re bigger than they look in the pictures!), but I’m not sure how much I’d want to sell them for. If you’re interested in adopting one/both shoot me an offer, I also have a trade wishlist~
O M F G!!!!!
OMG OMG
MAKE JIGGLYWAG TOOif you have the time/patience and if you want to that is
DYINGGGGGGG
(via numinousnegrita)
i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore
(via pizzavanguard)


